When encountered with a patch of unfortunate events, some people are able to bounce back up. Others (and the focus of this topic), find themselves balled up in their bathroom tub naked, drinking Johnny Walker. Hoping the water and sweet emo serenades of Evinessence can make all of their pain go away. Some people are just pathetic and do this for fun.
I know there are people like this out there. Show yourself! Share your stories.
December 23rd, 2008 at 5:47 pm
i put up ads on craigslist asking women to model for my adult porno site. then i tell them that i am the photographer, site owner and main male model just so that i bang random white chicks.
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December 20th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
2 part pathetic response:
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December 19th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
After the raptors were eliminted from the playoffs, I refused to leave my house for 2 weeks and just ate chocolates
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December 19th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Asked a girl for her number and she said no. So I pretended that I didn’t hear her and asked again. After another no, I was willing to settle for an msn contact, email address or even 3 of the 7 digits. But nothing! I pretended I didn’t know her, and started asking why she was harassing me. Skank!
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December 19th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Camped outside a girl’s house for 2 hours, hoping to “bump” into her.
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