16 Dec, 2008
Posted by: admin In: Random Questions
I hurt my ankle recently, and went to the doctor to check it out. He twists my ankle, I scream in pain, and he then asked me if it hurt? WtF do you think!? This prompted me to wonder, “What’s the stupidest thing you’ve said to someone??” Share your stories.
Rambo
December 18th, 2008 at 9:08 am
Can you train me one more time? I know its the 5th time but this time I will take notes down - EAT sHIT
admin
December 17th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
[from wife/girl friend] - “Do I look fat?” Honestly, If you’re not ready for the answer, don’t ask
Long
December 17th, 2008 at 10:34 am
I once asked a friend why we take a shit instead of leaving one…
… and then there was silence
Long
December 17th, 2008 at 10:02 am
I asked my white friend if he was at a rodeo ……. he hung up on me after he said ye-ah!
Rambo
December 17th, 2008 at 9:06 am
“I’m not going to dai’s for 3 more weeks and I will get a free piece of steak” ARE YOU BEENZ, how can you not hit airplanes left right and center for a piece of steak? 3 MORE WEEKS? wow when I heard that from XXXX, I was going to tiu his tow so hard my finger will come out of his see fut loong
RandomBean
December 17th, 2008 at 3:34 am
“…… Oh yeah, and i don’t wash my condoms (because hydro=money), I just reuse them” -admin <— my bf, who is not getting any[thing] for x’mas this yr.
RandomBean
December 17th, 2008 at 3:17 am
“I HAVE to ask… Were you born in [some city]? Is that why your parents named you [some city]?” — Oh, you really HAVE to ask? Why, are you naming your kids Vancouver / Toronto / Calgary?
RandomBean
December 17th, 2008 at 3:00 am
“You’re throwing in a free car charger and a case, right? Come on, I’ve been with your company for 20 years!” —Seriously, why does everybody ask for a free freakin car charger and/or case when they are redeeming their points to get a phone? You’re not even paying for the phone. Are you even going to use that ugly pleather case? Do you even have a car? And btw, our company isn’t even 12 yrs old.
RandomBean
December 17th, 2008 at 2:44 am
“My phone doesn’t work! I just got it yesterday.”
- What’s wrong with it?
“It’s not turning on. I charged it all night!”
- Ok let’s see here… Well your battery is missing.
“I need to put the battery in?”
- …Yes sir, you need to put the battery in to turn on the phone.
admin
December 17th, 2008 at 2:09 am
“Will you be my Valentine?” Really, how the hell can you become someone’s Valentine? What does that even mean?!
admin
December 17th, 2008 at 2:08 am
Proclaimed that “Porn is for the weak!” What I really meant was “porn is the life source of all living creatures”
admin
December 16th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
“When it rains, does that mean angels are crying?” uhhhh.. NO! Are you WACK!?
Rambo
December 16th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
some HON GOK lui: Does my hye smell like a fishburger with extra tartar sauce?
Rambo
December 16th, 2008 at 9:54 pm
In highschool this girl ask me, “do you wanna see it”. HELL YEA, DUH, what a bimbo
December 16th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
i tried sticking my fingers into this viet girl’s velvet underground and all I got was, “DO YOU THINK I AM EASY?”
fay mow
December 16th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
i go out to eat. the bill is $10. i put down a $20. the waiter asks “do you need some change?” wtf damn right i need some change mofo! gimme back $9.95!!!!!
Squirrel Masta
December 16th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
A co-worker stopped by my desk today and said to me “This is a stupid question……” after hearing her question I answered “No, there is no such thing as stupid questions only stupid people” and gave her the most disturbed look. She hasn’t come by ever since. STUPID!!!!!
SUBS
December 16th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
I told Long he will need a stronger eye glass prescription if he wanted to see his dick
Long
December 16th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
There is a reason why they refer us as MANkind …. everyone will eventuallly turn into a man….
Rambo
December 16th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Mushroom Slappy, I too notice that there is a growing population of girls with hair on top of their lips
Mushroom slappy
December 16th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
I asked this girl why she didn’t shave her mustatche. Wrong move got my ass pounded Chyna style.
Rambo
December 16th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
A fat girl in my class was eating salad and I wanted to be friendly and break the ice for networking purposes. While we were eating, I intiated the conversation by “its good to eat more salad when you are on a diet” she replied “I am not on a diet, i already had a whole plate of meat”
Long
December 16th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
You got an exam? (he’s studying in a library..what else would he be studying for?)
fay mow
December 16th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Congratulations! When is your baby due? (turns out she was just very fat)
Rambo
December 16th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
At my gym, the goodlife one at Hillcrest Mall. It is dirty and flithy there, with paper towels all over the sink and water/piss up to your ankles. As well, I found a needle in there. The lockers are dirt and smells like goat cheese and there is the famous EGG fart scent that keeps following you until you exit the change rooms. I complain to the mgr there and he told me “it is dirty because at this time this is the highest traffic time slot, we clean the washrooms in the morining” ARE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE you YAU TAI? people pay 500 bucks a year and you clean the washroom once a day in the morning where there is no one?
Long
December 16th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
One time I was doing some wood working at home and I hammered my finger by accident and I squealed like a little girl…my mom comes and asks me “are you ok?” (thinking in my head - of course I’m not friggin ok) Why do people ask those questions?
Rambo
December 16th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
So I went to try a sweater on and this lady kept standing around trying to help me. Then she ask me the stupidest question I have ever heard, “do you work out?” , come on, even an one eyed goat from Mongolia knows, LIGHT WEIGHT
Long
December 16th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
I was at the doctor’s one time to have my blood tested. A noob phlebotomist didn’t know what she was doing and scared me shitless until I fainted before her. My doctor came out to wake me up with the phlebotomist standing beside him and the first thing she said was: “next time you have to tell me when you’re going to faint.”
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